DarkRagnarok8

Jesus, msut have been brown, he made water into wine, wore cheap clothes, lived in poverty, knew how to feed thousands of people with limited basic food.

Jesus is so cool in many ways, because what wouldn’t he do?

But, sadly, the crucifixion was the biggest dissapointment. I don’t think anyone at anytime, will be able to give him justice for that act, but at the same time, he chose it.

I think everyone owes respect to a man who chose to go against everything in society, gave up 99% of life for the good of others.

However, he was still human. He masturbated like any other man would, and if he was with Mary Madgaline, there’s no reason why the didn’t have some relations.

Jesus, I think had the best sense of humor between God and Satan. For he was caught between them both, and gave literal meaning to the word “bastard”. He made it possible so that you coudl call him “Jesus X” in the way “Xmas” abbreviates the Christ in Christmas.

It’s amusing the church barely manages to keep his story straight, and failed him many a time, but i think they need to lay off the specifs, because no matter how divine he was, he was human. (period).

Jesus, in effect, was man’s best friend, but we are horridly indebted to his selfless acts, and if he was here today, we oughta give him free unrestricted access to any strip clud in the world. And at the very least, thank him in person for showing something better to live by in life. Maybe not live for, because he died for it, but there’s something better to go by.

Jesus only had one message for us all despite all these things, he can be the best friend you’ll know, because he died to live. We should always remember him as a best friend if you needed one.

Well, i should have figured Satan was feminine.

But she also has a great sense of humor. But you have to appreciate her to. She is half the reason God is here too.

I have no idea why evil is associated with bad, because God is an Evil Genius.

There’s not a lot to say about satan, her, without her life would be boring, and we might as well die, she’s just as neccarry as God. shrugs

I’m only laughing cause she’s a woman, and i should have known. XD. But Satan has the hardest job to live down. But she’s bold enough to do it.

I appreciate her existence, because, she complete’s the world, and without her, life would just be pointless.

I opened my mind, and then you realize that anyone can choose to see him at any moment, he’s everywhere, and nowhere at the same time. He has nothing to say, and says nothing, we have all the questions, when we have all the answers. And the only thing you’ll understand is that there’s no reason to meet God, because he’ll come find you before you find him, he’s no where to be found. He’ll appear to you when you choose to accept him for whatever he is. He is the divine one and only, you cna’t beat him, but there’s no contest to win, and you can’t be lost with out him for there’s no direction to take. You’ll see the signs, and he’ll guide you. Follow your heart, and your heart will reach it’s destination. He asks us all to not look to the stars where he is here among us. Look to yourselves when there’s much mroe to learn because he can’t teach anything you don’t already know. But in all honesty, God has everything taken care of, don’t doubt anything, anything is possible, and the best thing about God is…

His sense of Humor.

I want a Tarot card reading….

What she doens’t know is that meeting her this year in 2006, was the hilight of my year. It took 3 years.

I don’t think I could ever be this close to anyone because there’s no real boundaries between what we say and do.

And he’s she’s latina, what more could you want.

But till death do us part baby Xb